but because you’re so cool, scott can tend to get… jealous, pretty easily scott can’t help himself though!! you’re just so cool!!!! and he just loves you so much!!!! his tail literally wags when you walk into the room!!! damien yelled at you once because scott wouldn’t shut up. … half the time you give in just to see how excited and smiley he gets about it “babe babe babe babe-” “scott please” “-babe babe babe you gotta lemme pet them” begs to touch your wings a lot because he just thinks they’re so!!! p r e t t y! fascinated with you because wow!!!! w o w!!!!! you can fly and stuff!!!! he can’t do that!!!! that cutie with the pretty wings!!!! that’s his girlfriend!!!! “Don’t we look amazing? Let’s go out and make the peasants jealous, my love!!” monster prom vera oberlin miranda vanderbiltĪ/n : this is a very cute request!!!! i would be happy to! Scott Howl with a Harpy Girlfriend - Headcanons she’s into cute couple-y things like that, and the clothes look so cute on you because you’re smaller than she is!! probably has a lot of matching outfits with you, in some way at least. she adores spoiling you and seeing how happy you get!! usually buys everything she picks for you, too. takes you clothes shopping very frequently, likes picking things out for you just to see you dress up. … as stated above though, sometimes you feel like a doll. will never ever e v e r tease you about it-the thought of it makes her sick to her stomach, what’s there to make fun of? you’re positively adorable!!! what ever would she do if people made you unhappy without her knowing, after all? speaking of her serfs-she usually makes one of them cater to you all the time, at least while at school, just to be sure nothing happens the rare times she’s not watching you or standing by your side.

she’s outsourcing some murders to her serfs. if she ever hears of anyone speaking in an ill manner about your height, o o h b o y likes to sit in your lap and tower over you-you get so embarrassed! it’s so sweet!! “Look at you!! You’re so small and cute!! Like a little doll!”

thinks you are absolutely, irrevocably, indiscriminately, precious. just a personal idea of mine i guess but, miranda seems pretty tall, so it’s not much of a surprise if you’re shorter than her, really just stands there and watches you struggle with that… semi-sadistic grin of hers. if you’re short enough to have to get on the tips of your toes to try and kiss her or anything like that, she gets… q u i t e the kick out of it. “Get over here and give me a kiss, itty-bitty.” it’s almost more romantic and sweet than anything.

that being said, though-she does admittedly tease you about it from time to time, playfully. but if you express you don’t like your height or anything to that effect, she’ll buy you some expensive heels, or fancy insoles for your shoes to give you a little boost-things like that, all the while still assuring you that, with or without these things-you’re her extremely beautiful girlfriend. makes it a b u n d a n t l y clear, that she loves you just the way you are-there isn’t a thing she’d change, certainly not your height. if she hears anyone bad-mouthing you for your height, don’t be surprised if you never see that person again, y i k e s depending on just how much shorter you are, she might use your head or you shoulder as an arm rest-not in a mean way, it’s more like… a display of affection. she finds your height really endearing, though. A/n yknow what!!!! to make up for not being able to do polly or faith ill do vera a n d miranda!!! Vera and Miranda with a Short Girlfriend Headcanons

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